Well, yes, and society must change to support her toasteryness or it will be deemed a hate crime by the Twitter Safety Committee. There are probably implications to this we’re not considering, what with you identifying as mythical and I being a spork. The most obvious is she can’t bathe herself. If she is plugged in when the water hits, well, something important might short out…
Rory identifies as a tank. Of course, he plays Tank Wars and does historical re-enactments of the Battle of Plataea, and everyone knows those people are nuts.
Orvan Taurus said:
“Identified” as a toaster, so she wasn’t necessarily actually a toaster?
I identify as mythical, for what that’s worth.
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Quizzer said:
Well, yes, and society must change to support her toasteryness or it will be deemed a hate crime by the Twitter Safety Committee. There are probably implications to this we’re not considering, what with you identifying as mythical and I being a spork. The most obvious is she can’t bathe herself. If she is plugged in when the water hits, well, something important might short out…
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mobiuswolf said:
I’m pretty sure something has already shorted out.
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overgrownhobbit said:
Rory identifies as a tank. Of course, he plays Tank Wars and does historical re-enactments of the Battle of Plataea, and everyone knows those people are nuts.
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Scholar-at-Arms said:
At least he got an energetic ride first.
Aww yeah!
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Quizzer said:
Precisely! Like a bouncy house or a bungee jump. Wheeee! 😉
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