Paste-eating Polis, Colorado’s tin-pot dictator, has declared March 20 to be a Meat Free day. A yuuuuge thank-you to one of the Huns* for giving us our new theme song.
Join the beastitarian moment today: We have bacon!
*credited if you don’t mind being associated with this bunch of weirdos. No shade or poor drainage if not.
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
Forced to grow in slave rows!!!
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“…that it hurts really bad.”
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Horrifying. How is that not age restricted?
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I recall hearing this, back when, on the Dr. Demento show…
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Good heavens. Really?
I understood that 20 March was National Eat What You Want Day. So if you want a bacon double cheeseburger, loaded fries, and a chocolate milkshake, enjoy!
Or a nice, inch-thick porterhouse, very rare with béarnaise sauce and baked potato loaded with butter, sour cream, bacon bits, and freshly grated parmesan cheese. A nice stout to go with, naturally. Pie ala mode for dessert.
There’s even vegetables present, despite how they’re cruelly murdered: slashed, hashed, and thrown into boiling oil or scalding hot ovens.
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Mmmmm… Sounds fantastic.
I did not know there was a such a thing as “Eat Want You Want Day” but you clearly have a good plan for it!
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