“Dear inn-keeper, I have been captured by the troll you said should only be level 5. He and his twin are both level 30, and send their kind regards for the “unexpected snack.” If they eat me, I swear I’ll haunt the basement, tunnels and guest-quarters of your inn forever. Dutifully yours, Bilbo ”
Randomatos said:
“Dear inn-keeper, I have been captured by the troll you said should only be level 5. He and his twin are both level 30, and send their kind regards for the “unexpected snack.” If they eat me, I swear I’ll haunt the basement, tunnels and guest-quarters of your inn forever. Dutifully yours, Bilbo ”
That should do the trick!
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Quizzer said:
Bahaha!
Of course, Ione may have sold that line many, many years ago…
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John Wilder said:
Writing on mirrors?
I could see myself doing that.
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overgrownhobbit said:
It took me a second. “Really, Mr. Wilder, why would you….”
Ohhhh.
**snorts tea out of my nose**
Nice one.
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John Wilder said:
Thank you.
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Psychokitteh said:
Written on the mirror:
“I’m with stupid for seven more years.”
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