Daucus Brandonensis v. Seattlidian
Anatomy of a Tik-Tok Pastor
28 Sunday Nov 2021
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Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians
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I think I popped a synapse. A break-away Unitarian church, one defined as “everything goes, on days ending in y”?
Ouch …
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At least until someone produces a Bible.
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You skipped the most important part! There is no sin!
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True. We also missed, “Became his own savior.”
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Rooted in what? Thin air?
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He’s clearly rooted in a large slab of cruelty-and-flavor-free tofu.
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I don’t see how tofu could be cruelty-free. Soybeans have to be squeezed, mutilated, ground, chopped, boiled, and reformed into those blocks of bland. I’m sure they don’t enjoy the process.
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Once vegfolk leave the toddler stage, their roots atrophy and they become fully motile.
So, yes.
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This will be fun to see “Pastryx Dude/tte/X” [whatever] like, rapping on cosmic goodmulch from the Sharing Sofa. None of that pulpit grodiness, Veggie!
An absolutely absurd and funny character, but I’ve seen a couple of the overlays contributing to this composite IRL.
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Yep. It’s sad to see “men” who still breast-feed from whatever woman happens to be dominant in their lives.
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