Having sampled Old Crow, I can only imagine what Old Raven might be like – and I’d rather not!
(And I have NO issue with Old Overcoat Overholt, Old Granddad, or Old Forester. But Old Crow? That’s on the the bottom shelf for good reason! Old Raven must be in the basement. Not cellar, no.)
Old Crow is so all-American it arrives via a bald eagle ridden by Chuck Norris. So it’s the best bottom shelf bourbon to adulterate with mint and fine sugar to make a Corinthian julep.
Old Raven, however is an industrial solvent created by Wright Laboratories & Botanical Gardens.
Burning booze? Genius! Cheaper than lighter fluid. *Much* cheaper than gasoline! I didn’t think Antifa protests could get any more entertaining, but imagine if you had to drink every time you threw a molotov cocktail?
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Having sampled Old Crow, I can only imagine what Old Raven might be like – and I’d rather not!
(And I have NO issue with Old
OvercoatOverholt, Old Granddad, or Old Forester. But Old Crow? That’s on the the bottom shelf for good reason! Old Raven must be in the basement. Not cellar, no.)LikeLiked by 2 people
Old Crow is so all-American it arrives via a bald eagle ridden by Chuck Norris. So it’s the best bottom shelf bourbon to adulterate with mint and fine sugar to make a Corinthian julep.
Old Raven, however is an industrial solvent created by Wright Laboratories & Botanical Gardens.
Don’t pour it down your sink.
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Reminds me of Popov vodka (of Cleveland). $2 per gallon retail, last time I
drankset some on fire.LikeLike
Burning booze? Genius! Cheaper than lighter fluid. *Much* cheaper than gasoline! I didn’t think Antifa protests could get any more entertaining, but imagine if you had to drink every time you threw a molotov cocktail?
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