L.A.W.F.U.L. Good: Feminism

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Reader, name of Mobiuswolf, knows not what is Third-Wave Feminism. Is understandable: no shame. Not even feminists know for sure.

First wave feminism was suffragettes fighting Victorians for right to vote. Victorians not like sex or fun. Or women voting. Women win! Good for women. Flappers celebrate newfound liberties, get drunk. Victorians die off. Yay, feminists!

Second wave feminism starts in 1960s. Women like even more liberation, burn bras, equal pay, equal opportunities. Men like too. Feminist women very easy: bang like screen door. Yay feminists!

Third wave feminism is where problem start. Some say is actually a fourth wave. Is also called intersectional feminism. We discuss intersectional theory another time.

Main thing is: First and Second Wave, not count for much. Women not really equal after all. Is patriarchy makes them oppressed. What is patriarchy? Is all the boy people, everywhere. Very much grievance: goes back three, maybe 4,000 years. Very bad for all women, even women who think, “I am okay.”

So every mens must pay by not having jobs. Rights also not so good for mens. Even right to live: maybe we rethink that. For all the mens. Some of the women, they say: kill 9 of every 10 boy peoples. Only need 1 to breed more girl peoples!

 

Also, all physical relations must have the “express consent,” thing. Always must ask permission! “May I touch you here? May I kiss you there? May I buy you popcorn?” So now all sex is bad. All fun is bad. Marriage, very much badness. Yay feminists!

4 thoughts on “L.A.W.F.U.L. Good: Feminism

  1. *snicker* Very nice explanation.

    The thing I think so many overlook is that freedom, liberation, equality–they all come with increased responsibility for our actions, both in the long-term and the short-term. Too many want all the liberation without the attendant responsibilities that come with them. Me? I’d be happy living out my life without some well-meaning feminist shrieking (or condescending) at how I, as a woman, am stronger and better than men, yet need protection from the *hushed whisper* Patriarchy™ that is oppressing me. And then patting me on the head when I say I am absolutely *not* being oppressed, because (in their eyes) I’m going to be a victim whether or not I want to be by virtue of my sex. Today’s feminism is more anti-woman than the Patriarchy™ ever was.

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    1. Yayness! You not feminist. Or if are, you are bad one, lol. Fancy word for what most people believe: egalitarian. Hurts head to think word that fancy. Wright the Raven always talking like that, too 🙂

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  2. Hey, I’m a hermit not a cave man. Thanks for elucidating.
    I figured it was sjw, just never heard the term.
    Fourth wave going to sink the ship?
    intersectional theory – I’ve been wondering about that one too. Not enough to look it up, yet.

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