Yes. It is the first step in my nefarious plan to fund the comic.
Step 1) Release Press
Step 2) Mill among the herd as they fight for premium positions before our announcement
Step 3) Claim to be touched/grabbed/trampled. Nobody aims their cameras at the feet of a crowd. Nobody will avoid a discarded spork.
Step 4) Alert Glenn Beck & Matt Walsh that a Cruz supporter was trampled by a mob. They will believe this and perpetuate the story, regardless of proof. Because Trump.
Step 5) Profit.
a) Sympathetic crowdfunding would be fine
b) If not, sue
There is only one flaw: I’m not actually a Cruz supporter. Don’t tell anyone!
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
Egad, he’s going to… release the press!
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Yes. It is the first step in my nefarious plan to fund the comic.
Step 1) Release Press
Step 2) Mill among the herd as they fight for premium positions before our announcement
Step 3) Claim to be touched/grabbed/trampled. Nobody aims their cameras at the feet of a crowd. Nobody will avoid a discarded spork.
Step 4) Alert Glenn Beck & Matt Walsh that a Cruz supporter was trampled by a mob. They will believe this and perpetuate the story, regardless of proof. Because Trump.
Step 5) Profit.
a) Sympathetic crowdfunding would be fine
b) If not, sue
There is only one flaw: I’m not actually a Cruz supporter. Don’t tell anyone!
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Well, at least you’re spork. Could be worse, could be an athletic supporter. (Tired joke, but it’s late for me and I’m kinda tired myself just now.)
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Since you need money, may I suggest publishing that Big Book of Privilege.
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It probably already exists, costs $179.95, and you need the next revision when the new semester starts.
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