Remember just a couple of months ago when Mr. Sun would begin his commute to Global Warming Inc around 4:00am? Yeah, that sucked. Yet another reason we’re glad Fall is here, at least on our side of the globe.
Now, when are the spider-hunting robots we’ve all been promised since the ’50s going to get here?
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
There are, on average, 8 spiders in every square foot of grassy lawn.
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No way. They eat each other. It’s why the ones who make it are so large and covered in eyes. They always steal an eye from their cannibalistic rivals and add it to the collection on their foreheads.
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Hahaha… McChuck is right!
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