Cinder-radish, Act I (stage version, not movie), from the Fairy Godmother song. Great fun.
Depart from the text:
Enter stage left, black robe with white neckcloth, the Fairy Godfather, a winter squash, with two hench-shrooms at his heels, armed with mandolin slicers.
“So Mr. Inquisitor,” he wheezes, “what is it that puzzles you? I know nothing about an explosion in the ground or a tunnel in the air”
“BUT THAT’s …”
“Mr. Inquisitor,” slowly and carefully, while breaking a locust between his knuckles, “they know nothing, They never saw an explosion before …”
Yeah, we do. There is no West Churchi, but Churchi has Vidiocy and enterprising churches would surely put certain videos on their big screens for fund-raising purposes…
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
Folks say you are insane,
And you wonder why,
When you say they dig in the ground
To light up the sky!
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Cinder-radish, Act I (stage version, not movie), from the Fairy Godmother song. Great fun.
Depart from the text:
Enter stage left, black robe with white neckcloth, the Fairy Godfather, a winter squash, with two hench-shrooms at his heels, armed with mandolin slicers.
“So Mr. Inquisitor,” he wheezes, “what is it that puzzles you? I know nothing about an explosion in the ground or a tunnel in the air”
“BUT THAT’s …”
“Mr. Inquisitor,” slowly and carefully, while breaking a locust between his knuckles, “they know nothing, They never saw an explosion before …”
“Twing!” goes Guido’s mandolin
“Aaah … locust?”
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We need to bring back Great Moments in Cinema History…
Say… I’ll bet West Churchi has a movie house…
Q?
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The classics on big screen:
Cinder-radish
The Sound of Mulching
Spudlahoma
To Pluck and Pluck Not
Key Lime Largo
How the Harvest was Won
The Bells of St. Marigold’s
But please, not Paint Your Onion, starring Clint Beetwood and Leaf Marvin in singing roles.
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Dear Ms. Hoyt,
May we please borrow the carp cannon this afternoon?
Sincerely,
Codex & Q
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Yeah, we do. There is no West Churchi, but Churchi has Vidiocy and enterprising churches would surely put certain videos on their big screens for fund-raising purposes…
I’ll toss it in the ol’ brain-bucket.
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*ponders* *gets out the ranch dip and waits for the inquisitors.* (I figure that’s the equivalent of pitchforks and torches for vegetables.)
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Yeeaaahh… we’re gonna have to steal that…
“I’ll get the skewers!” and “I’ll get the dip!”
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Go for it. 🙂
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Oh no!
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That’s first rate Lefty logic right there.
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Thank you!
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Whoops, I exceeded Grant’s Limit and made the P(carpapult) >= 0.995. I will be quiet and attempt to behave (properly, Orvan!) for a while.
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