Ordered to remain in a tavern until sunup? *Slobber* Next round’s on the Inquisitors.
That’s a nice pre-printed list of charges. Too bad they broke their velocipede on a public road. Other heresy must be where they bring out the comfy compost bed.
After rotating and blowing up the image I find the citation is for …
Failure to maintain roads, which resulted in damage and eventual destruction of Inquisitor property.
But we have the correct bible (of the week?) and have not committed any other (obvious) heresy.
I love that Failure to Yield, a moving violation, is buried in the list. 😀
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
You are hereby ordered to do what you were probably going to do anyways.
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“Failure to maintain correct bible”
That would involve the new loose-leaf edition, with this week’s updates and corrections.
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Ah, someone else who decided to read the form. 😀
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“Damage to Inquisitor.”
The Inquisitor cries out in pain as he lashes you. Improper technique can cause carpal tunnel syndrome. Or, in this case, mechanical wear.
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Ordered to remain in a tavern until sunup? *Slobber* Next round’s on the Inquisitors.
That’s a nice pre-printed list of charges. Too bad they broke their velocipede on a public road. Other heresy must be where they bring out the comfy compost bed.
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Yeah. Old Bre’r Rabbit’s at it again…
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After rotating and blowing up the image I find the citation is for …
Failure to maintain roads, which resulted in damage and eventual destruction of Inquisitor property.
But we have the correct bible (of the week?) and have not committed any other (obvious) heresy.
I love that Failure to Yield, a moving violation, is buried in the list. 😀
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I love that you love it. One of my rare contributions to the word-humor.
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We got snookered. These are Veggies. Failure to (Crop) Yield is not a moving violation, but an agriculture heresy.
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Ohooo, good catch. 😀
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