Terrible. Punish yourself by reading the wikipedia entry on ‘History of the Potato’. I know that’s harsh, but it’s the only way you’ll lose enough brain cells to not make such… clever puns…
After eyeing that up, it’s obvious wikipedia is now a blight upon us. How quickly they fell from their Andean heights of lofty ideals, to immersion in horse manure. Julienne Assagne will expose them next, peeling off layers of propaganda to reveal the starch truth beneath.
Better this than what the Inquisitors have in their basement: the Church-a-Matic. It can peel, slice, dice, and even julienne, all for the good of the slaw.
Beware the punfighter, more so when getting warmed up 🙂
Matthew 10: 16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. 17 But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues; 18 And ye shall be brought before governors and kings for my sake, for a testimony against them and the Gentiles.
21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. 35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. 36 And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
Dun dun DUUUUHHHHH!
And so it begins.
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Um… yes?
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Understanding is a three edged sword.
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AAAAAGH!
The forebudding, it continues building.
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Terrible. Punish yourself by reading the wikipedia entry on ‘History of the Potato’. I know that’s harsh, but it’s the only way you’ll lose enough brain cells to not make such… clever puns…
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After eyeing that up, it’s obvious wikipedia is now a blight upon us. How quickly they fell from their Andean heights of lofty ideals, to immersion in horse manure. Julienne Assagne will expose them next, peeling off layers of propaganda to reveal the starch truth beneath.
Better this than what the Inquisitors have in their basement: the Church-a-Matic. It can peel, slice, dice, and even julienne, all for the good of the slaw.
Beware the punfighter, more so when getting warmed up 🙂
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Na-ni???
(Japanese for “What?” Yelled out in anime whenever anyone is surprised.)
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Glyph and Codex agree. I’m left confused, because I generally don’t watch anime. They assure me you’re cool, though 🙂
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So, will Chick-Fil-a join the Churchians? The narrative grows in them…
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The love of money…
The approval of the peerage…
Matthew 10: 16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. 17 But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues; 18 And ye shall be brought before governors and kings for my sake, for a testimony against them and the Gentiles.
21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. 35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. 36 And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.
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No. We’re dealing exclusively with Veggies. Bringing in chickens, particularly in the form of sandwiches, wouldn’t be appropriate.
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The rabbit is bad enough!
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