Old Raven, not “Old Crow”. “Old Crow” is an existing liquor not affiliated with Tempest in a Teardrop in any way. We contacted them about a sponsorship but it quickly devolved into ‘ How many Baptists read your comic? ‘
While I do not care for Old Crow, it is presumably far better than Old Raven.
As for the Old’s…
I prefer Old Overcoat (aka Old Overholt in this human Reality/timeline thing).
Old Granddad will certainly do.
And Old Forester does well enough in a Julep.
Do not, however, mix any of them with Old Smobile.
Ouch. My apologies, I meant Old Raven and not the electronic warfare people. Still had some blurred vision.
Triple-checked because Ox made me laugh more.
I make a brown ale called Old Trousers because everyone’s dad has (at least) one pair of disreputable old brown trousers that are “just broken in right”. Literally had a few guys rolling out of chairs, laughing, then thinking of their favorite long khaki shorts.
I hope he turned that used glove inside out before grabbing it like that.
Hmm… What would you use to neutralize the Old Raven before it finishes cleaning the bars out of existence? (Or to de-hazmat the gloves.) I’m thinking some club soda, a shot of bitters, and a twist of lemon But I’m old fashioned that way.
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It might be improved. MIGHT.
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I love the details on the funnel… like it’s dissolving, adding vital heavy metals to the concoction.
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Good grief! The poor person who pours a glass of that. lol
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That should be safe. I don’t think we’ve ever established it can etch glass.
Hmmm.
Codex, can Old Raven etch glass?
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Probably. Wright Laboratories & Botanical Gardens invented it as an all-purpose industrial solvent & lubricant.
The secondary Dark Lord drinking games market was a bonus.
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** SPIT TAKE! **
Ow, that hurt so good. Hot tea.
They can market Old Crow as medicinal now, whit extra iron and things.
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Old Raven, not “Old Crow”. “Old Crow” is an existing liquor not affiliated with Tempest in a Teardrop in any way. We contacted them about a sponsorship but it quickly devolved into ‘ How many Baptists read your comic? ‘
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While I do not care for Old Crow, it is presumably far better than Old Raven.
As for the Old’s…
I prefer Old Overcoat (aka Old Overholt in this human Reality/timeline thing).
Old Granddad will certainly do.
And Old Forester does well enough in a Julep.
Do not, however, mix any of them with Old Smobile.
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Ouch. My apologies, I meant Old Raven and not the electronic warfare people. Still had some blurred vision.
Triple-checked because Ox made me laugh more.
I make a brown ale called Old Trousers because everyone’s dad has (at least) one pair of disreputable old brown trousers that are “just broken in right”. Literally had a few guys rolling out of chairs, laughing, then thinking of their favorite long khaki shorts.
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I hope he turned that used glove inside out before grabbing it like that.
Hmm… What would you use to neutralize the Old Raven before it finishes cleaning the bars out of existence? (Or to de-hazmat the gloves.) I’m thinking some club soda, a shot of bitters, and a twist of lemon But I’m old fashioned that way.
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Well met!
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