Google loves the little children
All the children of the world
Black and yellow, red and brown
They’re all welcome in this town
Google loves the little children of the world
Google loves the little children
All the children of the world
They’re all precious in our sight
Except for you, you hateful whites
Google loves the little children of the world.
Search with our e-e-engine,
We will show you,
O-only what you will ne-ed to know
Tru-ust and Sa-afety
Council will tell
How how to believe the clo-o-own show!
Tru-ust in Google,
Google alone!
Or Council
Will grind up all of your bone.
(They sing this one after the T&SC is in full operation – for Churchians’ own good, of course; and T&SC’s definition of good because peons can’t be trusted with hard things like that)
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
Just say no.
Of course, sometimes “No” takes the form of a stout staff.
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Shared this on Facebook. Hope that’s okay.
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Of course! (but Facebook is still cancer)
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Amazing tech! how sweet the search,
That found a website for me!
I once was lost, but now own the church,
Your Google search history for all to see.
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Hahahaha! If we’d only gone with a different tune. Ah, well, it’s Churchi. Plenty could use Google’s financial aid…
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Google loves the little children
All the children of the world
Black and yellow, red and brown
They’re all welcome in this town
Google loves the little children of the world
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Google loves the little children
All the children of the world
They’re all precious in our sight
Except for you, you hateful whites
Google loves the little children of the world.
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There are some possibilities with that. Pretty sure the Noodlers or whatever they are called sing similar tunes at their weekly cult meetings.
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Search with our e-e-engine,
We will show you,
O-only what you will ne-ed to know
Tru-ust and Sa-afety
Council will tell
How how to believe the clo-o-own show!
Tru-ust in Google,
Google alone!
Or Council
Will grind up all of your bone.
(They sing this one after the T&SC is in full operation – for Churchians’ own good, of course; and T&SC’s definition of good because peons can’t be trusted with hard things like that)
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Ooh… That’s worse than Marty Haugen’s worst songs! At least his followed biblical verses!
Jokes aside, can I provide one of the logs for said bonfire? or does one use stacks of starbucks cups?
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You wrote the H-word. I REALLY dislike singing songs by the H-word.
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Nor do I! I would not have made the comparison if I somehow had!
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Google sells the little children…
FIFY
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