The Daily Compost is the Paper of Record for all of Churchi. The Shrewsport Bilge thrives on the sort of click bait you have provided. You won’t see Churchians openly carrying the Bilge. They’d keep it hidden in their Bibles just in case the sermon gets too boring… or pointed.
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
Never let a self-induced crisis go to waste. Always compost it.
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David the Good FTW!
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Hey, where’s the Daily News writer?
“ROUSES RAVAGE RESIDENTS!!
REPEAT RADISH RELISHING!!”
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The Daily Compost is the Paper of Record for all of Churchi. The Shrewsport Bilge thrives on the sort of click bait you have provided. You won’t see Churchians openly carrying the Bilge. They’d keep it hidden in their Bibles just in case the sermon gets too boring… or pointed.
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Alexandra Onioncasio Carrotez?
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