I appreciate the effort because it’s real work to fisk old commercials and such, but if you want to woo me this is gonna have to be in sonnet form 😉
And if you are trying to woo Codex it’s going to have to be in sonnet form *and* have a sea-shanty vibe. Good luck with *that*!
Look into a Victorian (or earlier) bone mill. Many estates had them because you needed the bone meal and an estate had dead animals on a routine basis.
Some could be watermill powered and I imagine others could be windmill powered.
I’d never heard of a bone mill before until I read Peter Dickinson’s mystery novel, “The Olde English Peep Show”. A bone mill on the estate figures prominently in the text to transform evidence into a field amendment.
It’s “Elon Muskrat Labs” or maybe just “Muskrat Labs”. We have until Monday to work that out; so far we’ve only ever had the line “That Elon Muskrat is a genius” but that might get “corrected” for the book.
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
Hmmm – was this the venue subsidized by BillBuddy, that let it grind down the other bonemongers?
I don’t want to try you, I’m a Phos-R-Us veg,
They have a million bones at Phos-R-Us, for us to dust in!
Hey, it could be:
Fee, fi, fo fun,
I see com-pe-ti-ti-on!
Be they good or deal they fair:
Kill ’em with my prices;
I don’t care!
Excuse me a moment …
(Bad muse! No biscuit!)
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I appreciate the effort because it’s real work to fisk old commercials and such, but if you want to woo me this is gonna have to be in sonnet form 😉
And if you are trying to woo Codex it’s going to have to be in sonnet form *and* have a sea-shanty vibe. Good luck with *that*!
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Look into a Victorian (or earlier) bone mill. Many estates had them because you needed the bone meal and an estate had dead animals on a routine basis.
Some could be watermill powered and I imagine others could be windmill powered.
I’d never heard of a bone mill before until I read Peter Dickinson’s mystery novel, “The Olde English Peep Show”. A bone mill on the estate figures prominently in the text to transform evidence into a field amendment.
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They don’t have a bone mill, because that isn’t comical enough…
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Phos-X? Run by Elon Tusk?
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It’s “Elon Muskrat Labs” or maybe just “Muskrat Labs”. We have until Monday to work that out; so far we’ve only ever had the line “That Elon Muskrat is a genius” but that might get “corrected” for the book.
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I cannot NOT think of Illudium Phosdex….
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