No, no, no! The offending item must be removed to an area you no longer care at all about (abandoned superfund site perhaps?) and the flamethrower set on “even mass spectroscopy won’t identify it after THIS!”
Aren’t there two settings on a flamethrower? “Roast” and “Kill It With Fire NOW”? No reason to waste the extra fuel on cleanup. Save it for SJW arguments we even hear about garlic bread now.
What, you couldn’t find the flamethrower?
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Flamethrowers aren’t good for the environment 😛
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If you’ve ever been downwind of a Destroilet, it’s not even a matter of the environment as such. Simple a matter of the.. uh.. aromatic results.
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Looks like it’s time to break out the Super-Soaker filled with disinfectant! 😉
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Or maybe a flamethrower set on the “gentle” setting…
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No, no, no! The offending item must be removed to an area you no longer care at all about (abandoned superfund site perhaps?) and the flamethrower set on “even mass spectroscopy won’t identify it after THIS!”
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Is that the setting after “nuclear meltdown” or “pyroclastic eruption”? I get them cornfused.
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Not sure. And that was supposed to be in reply to the spork… “gentle” setting indeed.
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Gentle setting on a flamethrower?? Blasphemy.
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Aren’t there two settings on a flamethrower? “Roast” and “Kill It With Fire NOW”? No reason to waste the extra fuel on cleanup. Save it for SJW arguments we even hear about garlic bread now.
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