Because carrots are the gayest vegetable, that’s why!
May 2015: A month before Love crushed Freedom.
Thank you #GamerGate, for showing that we can fight back.
…Take up your quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw the torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die? We shall not sleep, though poppies grow, in Flanders fields.
There’s only one good thing on the Syfy channel this year: Sharknado IV. Watch it July 31.
Admit it. You tried to say it fast five times…
Scalzi on Twitter
This comic “approved” by editors everywhere!
The Jesters Die
Hugo Award for sure!
Dying twice hurts 4x more. Don’t ask us why.
Don’t let this terrible outcome happen! Vote Trump!
To be fair, women can now be men, too.
Male, white, Christian… the same logic applies. Convenient, huh