An RPG, here it must mean Rocket-Propelled Gardener. Is it the thermobaric kind, with boom and lots of fire? Or is it rocket -propelled glycosphate (Roundup)?
Whoops, I was having a bit of fun with the acronym, considering what Larry was firing. The rest just popped out of a sprained imagination. “Vas only sendinnk Russian Profession Gardener to burn veeds. Little flame? Nyet, Russian haff BIG flame!”
I blame it on too much “Rocky and Bullwinkle” at an impressionable age.
An RPG, here it must mean Rocket-Propelled Gardener. Is it the thermobaric kind, with boom and lots of fire? Or is it rocket -propelled glycosphate (Roundup)?
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As possibly the only person in all of fandom who wrote gardening filk, I officially love you. I’m re-drawing Friday’s comic to put that in.
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Whoops, I was having a bit of fun with the acronym, considering what Larry was firing. The rest just popped out of a sprained imagination. “Vas only sendinnk Russian Profession Gardener to burn veeds. Little flame? Nyet, Russian haff BIG flame!”
I blame it on too much “Rocky and Bullwinkle” at an impressionable age.
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