I fully expect a very weird apocalypse to be unleashed when you type out the wrong pun. You’ll know it will happen, too, but you won’t be able to resist. That’s why I’m glad I have Codex to be my inner-voice.
Codex: “If you type that pun you’ll unleash a very weird apocalypse.”
Q: “Will the world end?”
Codex: “Almost certainly.”
Q: “Then what are we waiting for?! To the keyboard!!!”
Maybe next year if Halloween is still legal we’ll throw an online “Monster Mash Bash” party. Pants-optional as long as you promise to type from the waist up!
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 
It sounds like a Monster Mash, not just a woodland smash.
Couldn’t resist the pun longer.
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I was going to talk about The Muenster Mash, but I didn’t want to be cheesy today.
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I fully expect a very weird apocalypse to be unleashed when you type out the wrong pun. You’ll know it will happen, too, but you won’t be able to resist. That’s why I’m glad I have Codex to be my inner-voice.
Codex: “If you type that pun you’ll unleash a very weird apocalypse.”
Q: “Will the world end?”
Codex: “Almost certainly.”
Q: “Then what are we waiting for?! To the keyboard!!!”
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I used to make awful apocalypse puns.
But Armageddon better at it.
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Armageddon outta here, if that happens!
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Maybe next year if Halloween is still legal we’ll throw an online “Monster Mash Bash” party. Pants-optional as long as you promise to type from the waist up!
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OK; skip the otto row o the key oard! Waist up is top! 🙂
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Sure it is! Tippy top! At least you get to keep the O!
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Don’t want to wait. How about an Office Christmas Party?
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Sounds like fun! I’ll ask Q.
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