“Duck and Cover” is a rather good default, really. Imperfect, but a helluva lot better than nothing for nukes, tornadoes, not-tornadic high winds, and likely a good many other things,.
But *terrible* for both bear *and* gopher attacks, whether you’re a vegetable or not. Also… I’m west-coast. My only experience with a tornado is the movie ‘Twister’ and I don’t see how ‘Duck and Cover’ would have done any good in any situation in that movie outside of a root cellar.
But, as a Minotaur, I can understand your doubt; let me phrase this in a way you might relate to. The Minotaur in the Labyrinth tried ‘Duck and Cover’, and it was a close fight because Theseus was laughing so hard. Alas, in the end, Theseus prevailed and Wikipedia now celebrates his victory.
Personally, I believe the victors write the history and Wikipedia has misgendered Theseus. Not that my beliefs count for anything…
“Duck and Cover” is a rather good default, really. Imperfect, but a helluva lot better than nothing for nukes, tornadoes, not-tornadic high winds, and likely a good many other things,.
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But *terrible* for both bear *and* gopher attacks, whether you’re a vegetable or not. Also… I’m west-coast. My only experience with a tornado is the movie ‘Twister’ and I don’t see how ‘Duck and Cover’ would have done any good in any situation in that movie outside of a root cellar.
But, as a Minotaur, I can understand your doubt; let me phrase this in a way you might relate to. The Minotaur in the Labyrinth tried ‘Duck and Cover’, and it was a close fight because Theseus was laughing so hard. Alas, in the end, Theseus prevailed and Wikipedia now celebrates his victory.
Personally, I believe the victors write the history and Wikipedia has misgendered Theseus. Not that my beliefs count for anything…
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That does depend upon the bear. Might work some for Grizzly. Not so much for black bear. And wikipedia is… unreliable.
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I wonder if that gopher is a writer – if so, he could be Edgar Rice Burrows?
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Love the negligee on the carrot. So classy and also indicative of her panic. She forgot to put on the matching dressy, equally sheer robe!
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That was 100% Codex. I was cracking up when I saw it.
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Thank you!
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