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Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians
“Rory, beware! It has a salad shooter, a six-bowl!”
Joking only, but the surprise should be a good one.
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I hope so! I’m drawing it now…
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BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LANCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your name?
LANCELOT: My name is ‘Sir Lancelot of Camelot’.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your quest?
LANCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your favorite color?
LANCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
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Or use the counter-stroke.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What … is the capital of Assyria?
BEDIVERE: Why, … NI! – NI! – veh of course.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Augh! Pass, pass!
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My first D&D character, a Paladin, beat that one cold:
BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
SIR GRIMBOLD: Uh, what species?
BRIDGEKEEPER: I don—
DM: “&%$ Codex.
Bird-watching ‘spergs FTW
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