Paste-eating Polis, Colorado’s tin-pot dictator, has declared March 20 to be a Meat Free day. A yuuuuge thank-you to one of the Huns* for giving us our new theme song.
Join the beastitarian moment today: We have bacon!
*credited if you don’t mind being associated with this bunch of weirdos. No shade or poor drainage if not.
Forced to grow in slave rows!!!
“…that it hurts really bad.”
John Wilder said:
Horrifying. How is that not age restricted?
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Orvan Taurus said:
I recall hearing this, back when, on the Dr. Demento show…
teresa from hershey said:
Good heavens. Really?
I understood that 20 March was National Eat What You Want Day. So if you want a bacon double cheeseburger, loaded fries, and a chocolate milkshake, enjoy!
Or a nice, inch-thick porterhouse, very rare with béarnaise sauce and baked potato loaded with butter, sour cream, bacon bits, and freshly grated parmesan cheese. A nice stout to go with, naturally. Pie ala mode for dessert.
There’s even vegetables present, despite how they’re cruelly murdered: slashed, hashed, and thrown into boiling oil or scalding hot ovens.
Mmmmm… Sounds fantastic.
I did not know there was a such a thing as “Eat Want You Want Day” but you clearly have a good plan for it!