April Fools! “Aftermath”

SJWs might still have trouble. Sorry. We can only dumb it down so much.

Hold Still!

Just because they say “all art is pain” doesn’t mean it has to be yours…

Fight back! When robots call, place your phone in front of “The View” for an hour.

It works just like “Gun Free Zone” signs.

The Science is Settled: Cheesecake removes all body awareness issues.

Old Raven pairs well with lutefisk, which makes the bourbon taste better.

We even used black chalk!