Meet the Presstitutes

Because carrots are the gayest vegetable, that’s why!
Bathroom Diktat

May 2015: A month before Love crushed Freedom.
#IcyBlizzard

Thank you #GamerGate, for showing that we can fight back.
In Memoriam

…Take up your quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw the torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die? We shall not sleep, though poppies grow, in Flanders fields.
Sharknado IV: The Cameo

There’s only one good thing on the Syfy channel this year: Sharknado IV. Watch it July 31.
Scalzi’s Schedule

Admit it. You tried to say it fast five times…
Scalzi on Twitter

This comic “approved” by editors everywhere!
The Jesters Die

Hugo Award for sure!
The Jesters Die AGAIN

Dying twice hurts 4x more. Don’t ask us why.
Presidential Pay

Don’t let this terrible outcome happen! Vote Trump!
Poor, Poor, Mr. President

To be fair, women can now be men, too.
The Late Addition

Male, white, Christian… the same logic applies. Convenient, huh