Maybe someday we’ll make the *actual* *animated* movie trailer…
Another Old Raven moment brought to you by… Old Raven.
No Podling Machine… yet.
No masochistic Ilk! They mistake punishment for reward!
C’mon! When have SJWs ever steered us wrong?
Marshmallow *is* scary… see Ghostbusters & TrigglyPuff…
Just 14 more doses and Scalzi will be right as rain.
Monster spreading *is* an issue… don’t we have enough SJWs as it is?
Yeah, we’re overselling WorldCon.
Riveting… in a “Rio Olympics” sort of way…
They’ll reinstate his account if he converts to Islam.
Excitement, relevance, homages… we’ll make more than Ghostbusters for *sure*!
Psueodo-phlanges brought to you by the Frank Herbert Middle School Latin-Biology Club.
We couldn’t resist…
Look for Scalzi again next summer in “Dead Scalzi Society”
Not the hat! Not the hat!
You’re all caught up! Stay tuned for more comic goodness.