You can’t beat a good cane machete for vegetable obstetrics!
Literally Hitler is so 2012. And 2008. And 2004. And…
We hope the good doctor makes a speedy recovery, and no longer tries to shave with his machete.
Do you even comic, bro?
It might be the “Together” campaign now. Does anyone really care?
Helpity Hal Helps Again
Three of the four remaining readers of the New York Times are featured in this comic.
Backup question: What is your favorite kind of pizza?
That thing in the last frame is called a “newspaper”.
Yep. It’d pretty much be like this.
… and Spacebunny is on a rampage. Something about a missing skirt.
You mean the Ilk have been wearing clothes the ENTIRE TIME!?
What difference at this point does it make?
The #Petriarchy is real!
Reason 119 why having a unicorn for a babysitter is the coolest.
Alt Title: Twangst
Happy Birthday, Tweenager
Clearly, butt paste does NOT fix everything.
I wonder if they’ll find oppression in *this* comic?
They need a safER space to recover from their safe space.
Mach-o, Mach-o — Meh, never mind.
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