“Death Truck”: A movie script parody featuring Clown World and free delivery; Part 3
— Written by Quizzer —
“We killed God, and reaped a plague of stupidity for our evil.” – Clown World Lament, c. 2019
—- “Death Truck” first appeared at tempestinateardrop.com —-
Scene XX – Victory in Charlotte
[Setting] The Alexa II black helicopter. Relentless highway patrolman Keanu Reeves, President Donald Trump, benevolent oligarch Jeff Bezos, and the laid-off trucker-who-learned-to-code super-hacker Dane Taggart discuss their plan to save free shipping for all Americans. Jeff Bezos, in the pilot’s seat, switches the Alexa II into autopilot mode so he can join the others in the passenger compartment. Cue disguised-expository-plan-reveal music.
Bezos: “Alexa, autopilot mode. Follow the I-85.”
Alexa: “I’m sorry; I don’t understand.”
Bezos: “Alexa, switch to autopilot.”