Valentine’s Day is bigger than ever this year, and why not? Nothing screams L-O-V-E like setting aside a day to put an artificial obligation upon people to buy something for their sweethearts.

This year, we received our first family V-day card with a “family update” message inside to toss out in February instead December. Some group in our small town hung large heart signs with personal Valentine’s messages throughout the downtown. Next year I expect to have a national holiday with mandatory slutty cupid outfits.

Honestly, it’s enough to induce a heart attack.

In my case, literally.

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