DGTOW
Greetings fellow dogs! My name is Calcifer and I am a DGTOW: a Dog Going Their Own Way. In my case, I like going in the entryway, under the kitchen table, and in the most perfect closet ever in the upstairs bedroom. I have not actually used the closet yet, but it is dark, cave-like, and large enough to hide the evidence, making a clean escape more than likely. Continue reading →

Just a bunch of miscellaneous stuff to cover, now featuring pictures!

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Leg Stolen from L.A. County Coroner. Imagine, a human leg was stolen in the land of weird. I’d thought this was more of a Las Vegas thing, but I’ve been wrong before. If your sister-in-law asks if you want breast or leg meat during your Thanksgiving feast, you’ll want to go with pizza just to be on the safe side. If you order that pizza from Domino’s via emoji, and the return emoji features a succulent looking gam, you may want to try Pizza Hut instead. Continue reading →