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Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians

~ by Codex and Q

Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians

Tag Archives: Hiatus

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Wrath Jar

24 Monday Sep 2018

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Churchi, Hand of God, Hiatus

 

Posted by overgrownhobbit | Filed under The Churchians, Uncategorized

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Under Construction

09 Monday Jul 2018

Posted by overgrownhobbit in Behind the Frames

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Hiatus

Assuming all goes well, we should be up with the first episode next Monday.

#VegetablesForBroccoli: Turned Earth by David the Good

18 Monday Jun 2018

Posted by overgrownhobbit in Reviews, Uncategorized

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Codex, Hiatus, Jack Broccoli, Milo, Turned Earth

Mild-mannered soil scientist Jack Broccoli is an unlikely candidate for James Bond-esque action hero. But double-digging turnip beds has toned his physique. The Filipino Butcher Masters martial arts exercise video series has honed his warrior mindset. So when Jack is targeted by the sinister agents of F.A.D.A.M., he’s ready:

As he day-dreamed about fighting off a horde of ninjas with a spading fork, Jack suddenly heard a click at the window of the room. Then another, followed by a scratching sound, as if the glass were being cut. Then a piece of glass fell to the carpet, and the window swung open through the curtains.

A man stood in the room with him ….

The man was the same size as Jack, but he had a defensive stance, which made Jack wonder if he was overmatched. Maybe he just came to take the TV. The man said something through the mask to Jack in badly accented English. It sounded like “Ukon wis mao”.

“I’m not sure what you said, “Jack replied, as his eyes darted around the room, looking for something he could use as a weapon. “Do you want to take the TV?” The man shook his head and took a step toward Jack.

“UKONWISMEAOW!” he commanded.

“Yukon whiz meow?”

The man ripped off his mask. He must be Korean, Jack thought, though to his undiscriminating eye, he might also be Japanese, Laotian, Cambodian, Taiwanese, Vietnamese, Tibetian, Thai, Indonesian, Chinese, Pacific Islander, or Cherokee.

“You come. With me. Now!”

“Out the window?” Jack said incredulously.

“No, out the door!” the man snapped.

Okay. Maybe not completely ready.

If you read just one hilariously epic gardening spy thriller this year: Read Jack Brocolli #1: Turned Earth.

Addendum: Despite the heavy-duty action scenes and ancillary Bond babe hotness, this is a book you can give to your 14-year-old daughter. Ours loved it.

Kuru and the Snottening

02 Wednesday May 2018

Posted by Quizzer in Behind the Frames, The Churchians

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Hiatus, Kuru, Thingy

Everyone here is in various stages of sick, getting over sick, or coming down with sick. We call it “the Snottening”. That may be why Q decided that this new character I wanted to draw should be called “Kuru”.

Well. That and the merch opportunities. Wouldn’t he make a great plushie? You could purchase one and tell everyone, “Hey guys, I have Kuru!”

~ Codex

Concept Art – Butternut Terrace homes

16 Friday Mar 2018

Posted by overgrownhobbit in Behind the Frames

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Churchi locales, Hiatus, Thingy

 

We’re still tweaking the designs. Codex isn’t quite sure about the scale, but she is having fun researching squash.

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