An Abject Apology by Sarah the Mouse

This is embarrassing. I don’t have dialog for weeks, but who do they trot out to apologize to our readers? Moi, “the diplomatic one,” as Q said. I applied at Disney before coming here, but they already have a mouse character. The stench of Ren & Stimpy has poisoned the industry for mice, so it was either here or back to the Great Mouse Communist Collective. Continue reading →

Internet history might refer to things that happened twenty years ago or last Tuesday. You don’t know. Neither do I. For more progressive readers, history doesn’t exist at all. Continue reading →