It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the bean (leaf) that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire tremors, the tremors become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Hrmm.. I have NOT spiked nut butters with caffeine and left it where the local squirrels could partake. The first question is: how well do squirrels tolerate caffeine? (with [only slight] apologies to Ogden Edsl) dead squirrels are not much fun – but HYPER squirrels might be hilarious.
Gag I/we did way back when around Christmas was to save the ‘perfectly’ cracked walnut shells… where the shell split at the obviously ideal place so it could be glued back together and look *right*…. and then DID glue it back such, with machine nuts inside, and place back in the bowl of nuts.
Occasionally, the ‘machine’ walnut was pocketed and place outside the nuclear family home. Sometimes we heard back that Something Odd had happened. Sometimes it was just being amused by the thought of it. And, once upon a time, one was left outside and there was likely a rather bewildered Blue Jay.
mm! Cappuccinos are so good. I miss sugar. LOL
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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the bean (leaf) that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire tremors, the tremors become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Trimethylxanthine… or something else. I’m easy. Not cheap, but easy.
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..or }TRY{ something else…
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Simple. Easy. Quick. Pick one.
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Behold, I am become overdrive, aoyjpt of fragmented, fractured concepts, mocha of squirrels. All fixer with the second pot.
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And speaking of which… Time to brew it.
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“mocha of squirrels”
Hrmm.. I have NOT spiked nut butters with caffeine and left it where the local squirrels could partake. The first question is: how well do squirrels tolerate caffeine? (with [only slight] apologies to Ogden Edsl) dead squirrels are not much fun – but HYPER squirrels might be hilarious.
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So long as they do not experiment with ballistics you should be good. Otherwise, *run*!
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Gag I/we did way back when around Christmas was to save the ‘perfectly’ cracked walnut shells… where the shell split at the obviously ideal place so it could be glued back together and look *right*…. and then DID glue it back such, with machine nuts inside, and place back in the bowl of nuts.
Occasionally, the ‘machine’ walnut was pocketed and place outside the nuclear family home. Sometimes we heard back that Something Odd had happened. Sometimes it was just being amused by the thought of it. And, once upon a time, one was left outside and there was likely a rather bewildered Blue Jay.
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There’s probably some veterinary or wildlife literature on toxicity.
I was having fun with what happens when youdrinkthatentirepot andthe worldslowsdownaroundyou …
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It’s just so perfect. The Mrs. says I should get one made in metal!
(I won by a 353% margin, which is slightly above our automatic recount.)
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Have you decided on the motto? Once you do I’ll have Q send you a hi-res copy.
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Great!!! I’ll leave it to you folks – it will be perfect with whatever you add. You have no idea how wonderful this is!!!
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