How It’s Made: Potato Salad
German Potato Salad
Keep the mirror away from the vat or risk mercury contamination!
The Modern Bear
Somewhere out there an SJW has found fish guts to be problematic…
Calories Count
We need to bring the same quality regulations and customer support to our Health Care operations that customers of the NSA, IRS, and INS enjoy…
The Last Unicorn… Pizza
Does this count as vegetarian pizza or not?
GMICH: Santa-Splaining
Remember: Virtual video-game-violence is probably worse than real-world violence, because it is easier for SJWs to scold you over it.
Secret Santa
The chive hasn’t gotten the memo about approved positions on gun control.
For the Man Who Has Everything…
The Dread Ilk can be really handy with power tools.
Fan Service
Or choose a different small-brained individual. Interactive comix: wave of the future!
Saturnalia Song
Did Q get slapped when he told Codex this? That’s why Sarah loans out the carp cannon from time to time…
A Christmas Card
“And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye will find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.” — Luke 2:12
Merry Christmas
Go! Spend time with your loved ones!
Alien Christmas
Guest-written by Glyph. Not sure what this says about our parenting skills…
Goodbye 2015!
So many things we wish would go away… so few tombstones…
Hello, 2016!
Are we pining for the simpler times of 2015 yet?