Nobody devises a cleverer plan than myself. It is simple biology. Flagella are the superior manipulation tool. I have two that can type, three that can visualize contingencies and reactions, and one to hold a cup of Joe. Simultaneously. I’ll debate anyone who says differently. Continue reading →

I say it: spider. You now have shivery tinkles down spine, right? Nothing more scary than web-making hairy-legged octopeds. Worst part is egg-laying in ear. What? You think they no make eggs there? Spiders so terrify that children’s show only make them with six legs: 25% less creepy like this. Continue reading →