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The only way Kate wanted the Trident was if it was mounted on an Ohio-class submarine.
Still No Trident
12 Wednesday Aug 2015
Posted in Behind the Frames, Evil League of Evil
Category Archives: Behind the Frames
The Q Files: Monetizing Gullibility
11 Tuesday Aug 2015
Posted in Behind the Frames, Pop Culture, Uncategorized
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Sadly, internet culture is filled with all manner of wackiness that just cannot be made into comic strips. Some of those things contain bad words, and consider this your one and only warning that some of those bad words made it into this post. Caveat Lector! Continue reading
Sarah’s Sensibilities: Ancient Internet History
28 Tuesday Jul 2015
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Internet history might refer to things that happened twenty years ago or last Tuesday. You don’t know. Neither do I. For more progressive readers, history doesn’t exist at all. Continue reading
L.A.W.F.U.L. Good: Sharknado III
23 Thursday Jul 2015
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Shark movie come out and is so very much good! Originally I think: “I only watch until I can write review so bed can come.” Bonus: I not give spoilers!
We start at Washington DC, where Finn, hero from other Sharknado movies, is rushing to get first Golden Chainsaw award. It is solid gold chainsaw that runs good (Is important detail too.) Continue reading
Nuggets of Knowledge: Privilege
21 Tuesday Jul 2015
Posted in Behind the Frames, Life as a Leftie
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Editor’s Note: We at Tempest in a Teardrop believe profanity cheapens the mind and weakens the soul. Alas, Scalzi Bunnyboy does not agree. As a compromise, we’re substituting other words (clearly delineated in brackets] for his toilet talk histrionics. Honestly, what’s the difference?
Today I’m going to talk about privilege, because I [frozen peas] feel like it. When you live life on the easiest setting, like I do, you can do whatever you want. I’m closing comments because I don’t feel like dealing with dumb [hay bales]. Continue reading
Badges, We Don’t Need No Stinking Badges!
16 Thursday Jul 2015
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But we do need buttons to give out at Sasquan. So please let us know what you’d like for Codex to draw (or modify) for 1.5″ buttons. Continue reading
Meet the ‘Toon: The Germ
09 Thursday Jul 2015
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Salutations feeble humans. I, The Germ, have been tasked with writing a little about myself. You may bask in the glory of my words.
First, the physical differences between us. I am equipped with six totally flexible and completely prehensile appendages. You have two relatively inflexible monkey-like limbs. I carry three assistants with me at all times, while my three remaining limbs shovel Doritos down my gullet by the bucket. Chewing: optional. My superior digestive system will extract nutrients 500% faster than your own. Continue reading
Meet the ‘Toon: Q
07 Tuesday Jul 2015
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Q was the ‘toon who was never supposed to be. He was originally going to be a disembodied voice, always making commentary off-screen. That proved problematic, for a variety of reasons. So then we borrowed the Agent S character from a different comic (talk to Codex!), who was a spoon with a hat. Continue reading
The Eyeball-ization Remuneration Strategy
06 Monday Jul 2015
Meet the ‘Toon: Terri the Potato
02 Thursday Jul 2015
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As it turns out, it is impossible to draw a cute spider. That is why Terri is a potato.
Instead of manipulating events from the center of her web, Terri is covered with eyes. She sees everything. Our astute readers might think Terri is the leader of the CHORFs, but they would be wrong! Don’t feel bad, Mom, Dear Readers: I had no idea either. And I’m the writer. Continue reading
Tempest in a Teardrop: The Churchians 