Nuggets of Knowledge: Privilege

21 Tuesday Jul 2015

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Editor’s Note: We at Tempest in a Teardrop believe profanity cheapens the mind and weakens the soul. Alas, Scalzi Bunnyboy does not agree. As a compromise, we’re substituting other words (clearly delineated in brackets] for his toilet talk histrionics. Honestly, what’s the difference?

Today I’m going to talk about privilege, because I [frozen peas] feel like it. When you live life on the easiest setting, like I do, you can do whatever you want. I’m closing comments because I don’t feel like dealing with dumb [hay bales]. Continue reading →

Meet the ‘Toon: The Germ

09 Thursday Jul 2015

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Salutations feeble humans. I, The Germ, have been tasked with writing a little about myself. You may bask in the glory of my words.

They're really not tentacles you know, they're exoflagellates.First, the physical differences between us. I am equipped with six totally flexible and completely prehensile appendages. You have two relatively inflexible monkey-like limbs. I carry three assistants with me at all times, while my three remaining limbs shovel Doritos down my gullet by the bucket. Chewing: optional. My superior digestive system will extract nutrients 500% faster than your own. Continue reading →