The Spork Speaks: Free Speech

21 Thursday Jan 2016

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I stumbled upon an article about free speech and why we shouldn’t have it in The Chronicle, published at Duke University. Being bored and insane, but mostly insane, I’m presenting it to our audience to better demonstrate what cultural libertarians are fighting against.

Duke University costs nearly $50k per year. That is a lot of white privilege to work off, so PhD in Literature candidate Bennett Carpenter is starting early. That is what you’d call smart, readers. Lets learn from his years of knowledge and wisdom as forced into his mind by the good professors at Duke.

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Bennett Carpenter, possibly white

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CSI: DW – The Scene 5 Script

19 Tuesday Jan 2016

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We intercepted a clip of the producer and director discussing the fifth scene in the pilot episode of CSI: DW. We thought you would enjoy this as it delves into the details behind the comics. The producer is Hildegarde Von Stuntner [Hilde]; the director is B. Heimer, [Heimer].

CSI: Dewberry Woods, Pilot, Scene 5

[Heimer] Scene is a meaningful conversation between the veteran detective and the rookie. Which suspects are innocent? Which might be guilty? Why? We’ve hooked ’em with the murder mystery; now some Enlightenment should be conveyed (see Scene 8). Great opportunity to highlight the plight of the disadvantaged in our society, too. Critics will eat this up! Continue reading →

CSI: DW ~ Press Release

12 Tuesday Jan 2016

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Broccolini Studios, in conjunction with TiaT Studios, is proud to announce the newest prime-time blockbuster crime-fighting show: CSI: Dewberry Woods. Various flavors of CSI have graced the CBS prime-time audience for sixteen years, with no end in sight. CSI: Dewberry Woods will potentially air following CSI: Cyber, which will air this Spring.

“When CBS asked us for yet another crime drama, I was thrilled,” said producer Hildegarde Von Stuntner. “Americans never tire of macabre, outlandish crimes that can be solved with anti-gun, politically correct storylines in under an hour.” CBS also airs Criminal Minds and seven flavors of the granddaddy detective show, NCIS. Continue reading →