Season 2.17: The Finality, Part III, Sacrifice

The Finality, Part III

We were going to call it ‘Covfefe’, but, well…


Severed Connection

We don’t know how to pronounce the noise in the first frame either. Apparently it turns perfectly decent ravens into some kind of chicken thing.


Last Wrights

…and now we know why Mr. Wright keeps losing his keys.


Meanwhile, Back with the CHORFs…

TERRITOT!!!!!!


 Hard Landing

Even worse, he has no books now! Not even No-Awarded ones. Oh, theAsteracea-nity!


 Single Use Only

Press “star” on the door key-pad to rate your Escape Experience (TM)

Due to a hip injury (aging mushrooms and diving-shoulder rolls turn out to be a bad combination) Codex wasn’t sure she’d be able to finish the comic. She ended up doing it old school” as a pen-and-ink drawing. (Here). Accordind to Quizzer, “…proper “motivation” (involving coffee and a whisk – don’t ask) was administered and Codex managed to pull this one out old school. This is the scanned original drawing, which we normally don’t have because everything is digital now. Kids these days.

Color version should be incoming later today or tomorrow, depending on how much more “motivation” is required.”


  Edge of the Wood

Finally, Larry gets to fire his SPG-9!

 


 Genre Switch

Can anyone loan us an iMac to hack the barrier?


  Last Stands

‘No worries! We’re all plants here!’ will send a shiver down the spine of every gardener.


 Molon Labe

‘Molon Lobby’ is the war cry when defending a Fortune 500 cubicle farm.


 “Full Auto” Kopye

When in doubt, bring moar guns.


 Power of the Mask

And Nate said diamond eye-liner was “weird”…


 Too Many Tentacles

A metaphor for draining the swamp…


  New Leadership

Bernie Bloomers! Get ’em while supplies last!


 Bad Taste

To be fair, this whole strip is in bad taste…


 Ticklers

 

Never take a pair of bodgy roscoes to a gun fight. Also, I’m pretty sure you can get a human-sized version of Larry Bear’s Cazador from J.P Enterprises.


Zvanok!

“Grumble, grumble… only fisking allowed… grumble”

On the unlikely chance you missed the full glory of the tactical melon baller, read this. Codex also knows she originally spelled it “zvanok” by mistake.


 Epic Rabbit Action

 

It’s almost like the universe is trying to kill him… Nahhhhh.


Monologue-ing

Writing snappy dialogue is a process.


Blame

They were going to have snappy uniforms and cute bow ties, too. Alas…


Counter-Blame

The definition of ‘allies’ has changed, too. Probably.


 Cornutopia

Goolag “Queering Agriculture” and broaden(?) your mind. Seriously, these folks can apply race and intersectional gender theory to corn genetics.


 Fighting Words

“Wield facts and logic like a club; an unconscious debate opponent can usually be defeated with ease.” – The Book of Antifa Wisdom.

Better yet, just wield a club: it saves time, and no-one’s going to care if you call your debate opponent a Nazi first.


 Compost Heap of History

An aqueous solution of the isopropylamine salt of glyphosate would be too dialectic.


Power & ProjectionUnmoderated 1000-comment posts help, too.


 The Historical Transmogrification RationalizationThe BunnyBoy knows on which side the bread is buttered…


 Transitions

Coming soon


You’re all caught up!

(But there’s still more of part 3 to come)


 

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