We were going to call it ‘Covfefe’, but, well…
We don’t know how to pronounce the noise in the first frame either. Apparently it turns perfectly decent ravens into some kind of chicken thing.
…and now we know why Mr. Wright keeps losing his keys.
Even worse, he has no books now! Not even No-Awarded ones. Oh, theAsteracea-nity!
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Due to a hip injury (aging mushrooms and diving-shoulder rolls turn out to be a bad combination) Codex wasn’t sure she’d be able to finish the comic. She ended up doing it old school” as a pen-and-ink drawing. (Here). Accordind to Quizzer, “…proper “motivation” (involving coffee and a whisk – don’t ask) was administered and Codex managed to pull this one out old school. This is the scanned original drawing, which we normally don’t have because everything is digital now. Kids these days.
Color version should be incoming later today or tomorrow, depending on how much more “motivation” is required.”
Finally, Larry gets to fire his SPG-9!
Can anyone loan us an iMac to hack the barrier?
‘No worries! We’re all plants here!’ will send a shiver down the spine of every gardener.
‘Molon Lobby’ is the war cry when defending a Fortune 500 cubicle farm.
When in doubt, bring moar guns.
And Nate said diamond eye-liner was “weird”…
A metaphor for draining the swamp…
Bernie Bloomers! Get ’em while supplies last!
To be fair, this whole strip is in bad taste…
Never take a pair of bodgy roscoes to a gun fight. Also, I’m pretty sure you can get a human-sized version of Larry Bear’s Cazador from J.P Enterprises.
On the unlikely chance you missed the full glory of the tactical melon baller, read this. Codex also knows she originally spelled it “zvanok” by mistake.
It’s almost like the universe is trying to kill him… Nahhhhh.
Better yet, just wield a club: it saves time, and no-one’s going to care if you call your debate opponent a Nazi first.
Power & ProjectionUnmoderated 1000-comment posts help, too.
The Historical Transmogrification RationalizationThe BunnyBoy knows on which side the bread is buttered…
You’re all caught up!
(But there’s still more of part 3 to come)